Tag Archives: funny

  1. Burzum’s Varg Vikernes’ closing statement from 1994 trial

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    January 2, 2015 by heavymetalblunder

    Here is Varg Vikernes’ closing statement from his 1994 murder trial, and it was very, very shocking.

  2. Christmas jumpers reach trough of Disillusionment

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    November 24, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    The Gartner Hype Cycle has determined that band themed Christmas Jumpers have now reached the trough of disillusionment. As the …
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  3. My Money’s going to Hellfest


    November 19, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    A mystical metal festival announced a bill with unlimited stages and unlimited bands with no clashes at all.

  4. Policeman makes stand against Nickelback.

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    July 10, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    A Police Officer has been hailed as the saviour of metal after arresting a predatory abuser of Canadian turd rockers …
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