1. New Darkthrone Album Leak

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    December 7, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    The new Darkthrone album has been leaked, long ahead of schedule, much to the dismay of band members Fenriz and Nocturno Culto …
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  2. Robert De Niro cast as Vince Neil in ‘The Dirt’

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    December 5, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    Legendary Hollywood Actor  Robert De Niro has controversially been cast as, portly Motley Crue front man, Vince Neil in the up …
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  3. Vladimir Putin : Homosexual, black, anarchists put Cannibal Corpse in my bum

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    December 3, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    An ex-servant from Vladimir Putin‘s private residence has released startling details behind the Russian President’s hatred of everything.

  4. Is File Sharing killing music?

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    November 30, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    A recent scientific study has shown that despite the repeated threats of the music industry; real music will actually continue …
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  5. Yet more members leave Megadeth

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    November 26, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    After the departures of guitarist Chris Broderick and drummer Shawn Drover this week, yet more people have left the Megadeth …
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  6. Christmas jumpers reach trough of Disillusionment

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    November 24, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    The Gartner Hype Cycle has determined that band themed Christmas Jumpers have now reached the trough of disillusionment. As the …
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  7. My Money’s going to Hellfest

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    November 19, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

    A mystical metal festival announced a bill with unlimited stages and unlimited bands with no clashes at all.

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