Yet more members leave Megadeth

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November 26, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

After the departures of guitarist Chris Broderick and drummer Shawn Drover this week, yet more people have left the Megadeth payroll.

The latest departees are Mustaine’s personal preacher, the tour cook and the bloke that drives the merchandise between concerts. Musical differences have been cited for the reasons behind the exodus of staff from the thrash titans.

Mustaine’s personal preacher Reverend Prick Menza; released a statement via his Faithbook page;

“After many years of service I have decided to part with MegaEgo LTD and Mr Mustaine, as the last album was just terrible and I can’t take another tour, even the Pope is more fun.

MegaDave’s PA Jebus Chris told the press earlier, ‘ Dave thanks all the guys for their dedication over the years, and wishes them significantly less success than him, in the future’.

Mustaine is no stranger to band members leaving, and reportedly uses his faith to forgive and forget, having previously used crack cocaine for the same effect.

Heavy Metal Blunder has learned from a top secret source that Mustaine has been considering touring 1999 dismal effort ‘Risk’ in its entirety. Which would go a long way to explaining the recent additions to the ex-members list!


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