Christmas jumpers reach trough of Disillusionment

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November 24, 2014 by heavymetalblunder

The Gartner Hype Cycle has determined that band themed Christmas Jumpers have now reached the trough of disillusionment.

As the Foo Fighters became the last band on the planet to release an ironic Christmas jumper ,in a late attempt to cash in on the fab, it finally tipped the hipster favourite over the hill. Their jumper is widely regarded to be as tired and rehashed as there soft, lazy radio rock.

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James Gartner Hype of the Gartner Hype foundation explained;

“The power of lameness in the Foo Fighters newest release, Scrotum Highways, has meant that any possible humour to be derived from wearing a Slayer Christmas jumper has now been destroyed by the legions of ex-Oasis and Kasabian fans that now attend Foo Fighters concerts purchasing the woollen nightmares. Am ironic jumper is no substitute for personality or a sense of humour.”

Seasoned veterans of band endorsed Christmas jumper’s have two options. To either to try and ride out the current fashion for the garments or realize they shouldn’t have spend £60 on a shite sweater they’ll hardly wear in the first place.

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