July 15, 2014 by heavymetalblunder
If you haven’t already heard a kick ass group of young guys called ‘Unlocking the Truth‘ have signed a huge record deal. A deal so big it dwarfs pretty much any record deal a new band has or will be offered for a good long time $1.8 million! Not bad considering they have barely started secondary school.
The reason the guys started playing Heavy Metal is due to bullying at a young age, which might be why it resonates with so many in the metal community. They’ll certainly be getting a lot more ass than the dickless losers that bullied them all those years ago.
Anyway, as good as they are, should they decided to change their name I have a few suggestions:
Extreme Noise Teenagers
Our Twisted big Sisters
Strapping Young Lads
Some suggested covers for them if they need to pad out the difficult second album:
Black Sabbath – Heaven and School Bell
Megadeth – Countdown to Examination
Storm Troopers of Death – Speak English or Fail
Iron Maiden – 2 Minutes to Home time
Death – Scream Bloody Grammar
Carcass – Corporal Jigsaw Puberty
Judas Priest – Sad Wings of Detention